Where's the boat?' A duck walks into a post office and asks ... with apologies to joke 4) A penguin walks into a shop and asks the assistant: 'Do you have any grapes?' 'No,' he replies.

BURLINGTON, Vt. (WCAX) - The Penguin Plunge benefits Special Olympics Vermont, and is live from the Burlington Waterfront thanks to our partners at the Media Factory. Today’s events include ...

Hiding tiny rubber ducks has become a popular practice on cruise ships. Despite calls to ban it, Carnival hasn't. Their brand ...

The Lucky Duck Shop, owned by Daniel Plonsky, opened its doors in August. Since then, it has quickly become a local favorite ...

Hiding ducks has become a huge thing on cruise ships, at least on the family-friendly lines. Some passengers are really into ...

Cloudy. Very high chance of showers, becoming less likely later tonight. The chance of a thunderstorm. Winds northwesterly 20 to 30 km/h. Sun protection recommended from 9:30 am to 5:20 pm, UV Index ...

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